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How Can We Squeeze The Bus Away?

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How Can I Squeeze The Bus Away?

1. walking down the road with a low head, suddenly found a wallet on the ground, so picked it up and hit it.


2. call the customer service telephone of the bus company. When the operator gets up, you say to her, "I am a bus user, please give me a seat."

And intimidated, I know where you are careful.


3. rushed into the bus office with AK-47, forcing the clerk to book a lifetime seat for you.


4. go to a restaurant and drink 3 kilos of 85 degree burning knives. In the evening, take a hot bath. Keep reading, "give me a bus seat, give me a bus seat", read 10000 times, then go to sleep, and you will get a bus seat in your dream.


5., set up a crowded bus Association, discuss the experience of crowded cars, or find some partners to help seat occupying. If the popularity is high, you can still win ten thousand of the bonus.


6. call 110 and all the media, and say that you are standing on the 25 story high building platform. If you don't send 1 seats to you, you will jump upstairs.


7., ask a lawyer to write a petition to court to sue the bus company, and Sue the bus company to induce you to get on the bus and ask the judge to decide that the bus company will give you a seat free of charge.


8. spreading rumors around the Internet, he said, "I am a relative of the general manager of the bus company. Please give me a seat".

The bus company employees believed it, so they gave you a bus seat certificate.


For 9.24 hours, send messages to friends and QQ on QQ, asking them to grab a seat for you.

If you do not give it to continue to send, until forced and helpless to grab one for you.


10. from today on, you will be vegetarian, burn incense and worship three times a day, 365 days a year without interruption.

Ten years later, your heart will send you a lifetime seat.


11. the bus company learned that you have used these 10 ways to get a lifetime seat and are moved by your persistence.

A free seat is sent to you, and Mr. general manager has been awarded the "most loyal user Award for public pport".

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